Monday, 20 September 2010

More intresting articles from the magazines found under the lino


Mary discovered if she pushed this button food kept coming out. If she pressed the one on the left a small dead animal would appear in the back yard pond.

When Jane’s husband realised she had a “hobby” he kicked down the closet door and threatened to shoot the refrigerator in protest.

Silly Joan thought she was popular at the masquerade party because of her stunning hat not because she forgot her top.

Katherine refused to come down to the party because her new dress clashed with the carpet.

Margaret remembered just in time that she didn’t have clean underwear on in case she was in an accident.

These three ladies demonstrate the latest in pre marital sex accessories: The Gloves.

This young lass just enjoying the whole new exciting world that had opened up to her on the discovery of the “blow job”
*originally posted on Nov 4 2009

Monday, 6 September 2010

Something I found in the kitchen while replacing the lino.

The Ladies Home Journal September 1949 edition.
New and exciting kitchen accessories and meals to serve for the latest “Cannibal” craze.

With the onset of the cold war and the threat of mass nuclear annihilation the everyday housewife has turned her thoughts and attention to the possible scenarios that may present themselves if such an event occurs,
Feeding the family is always the most important thing these modern day marvels are contemplating and the latest appliances to do these tasty treats isn’t far behind in personal priority.
With the threat of a nuclear winter blocking out the sun and poisoning the ground, cannibalism has taken a strong hold as firm favourite thus creating this wacky but popular new fad.
A dual freezer and cook top for basement use which can be fired using offal and calcium deposits (bones for you slow learners) If you feel lonely you can keep yourself some company with the glass doors.

Lending a hand in the kitchen takes on a whole new meaning with these new designer serving dishes.

Anyone for chinese?

Next week:
Bleeding apparatus and boning implements
*originally posted on Oct 22 2009

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

More Steampunk Goodmess

Steam punk magazine link

Finger stylus

Cool mask

Steam punk cake


Steam punk guitar

Steam punk Rhino beetle

Stam punk USB

Diesel punk car

Lego model

Steam Punk room
Steam Punkers