Monday, 1 November 2021

THE IMPOSSIBLES

 The IMPOSSIBLES - a revisit. with song.

Source: Wikipedia 

ORIGINAL POST

Posing as a trio of young rock 'n roll musicians, The Impossibles were actually crime fighters, with superpowers, dedicated to battling evil supervillains of all shapes and sizes. When performing for their adoring fans,the lads would play their mod, futuristic-looking guitars atop an equally futuristic bandstand (emblazoned with their "Impossibles" logo on the side) that could convert into a car (the "Impossi-Mobile"), or a jet (the "Impossi-Jet"), a speedboat, or even a submarine. Their standard catch cry when called into action was "Rally ho!"




Each member of the Impossibles had a specific and visual superpower:

Coil-Man - Short, barrel-chested and sporting a mod haircut, blond "Coily" could transform his arms and legs into impossibly stretchable or coiled springs, allowing him to bounce to avoid attacks, deliver long-range punches, or drill through walls. Coil-Man usually drove the Impossi-jet, and his guitar contained a small TV receiver through which "Big D" (voiced by Paul Frees, who also served as the voice-over narrator in almost every episode) could contact the group and deliver orders (Big D used Multi Man's guitar in "The Fiendish Dr Futuro," "Beamatron" and "The Diabolical Dauber"). Because of his presumably metal coils, Coily could be held in place by a super magnet, but could also conduct heat or electricity with his coils. He hid in a closet disguised as a wire coat hanger, further implying that he was at least partially made of metal. Coil-Man's costume was purple and blue and included a purple mask and a cowl crested by a triangular fin.

Fluid-Man - Dark-haired Fluid-Man, a.k.a. "Fluey", could morph parts (or all) of his body into a liquid form, allowing him to, for example, sneak up on an enemy though a water faucet. He could also vaporize himself into a cloud or storm, but could be soaked up and trapped by a sponge ("Televisatron" and "Return of the Spinner"), or frozen solid inside a block of ice ("Not So Nice Mr. Ice"). Fluid-Man's costume resembled a lime green wetsuit complete with diver's mask and swimfins. Fluey's speaking style indicated that he was the beatnik of the group.

Multi-Man - Multi-Man, a.k.a. "Multi", could create infinite duplicates of himself that were often destroyed, leaving only the original behind. His duplicates rarely, if ever, functioned independently, and were often used as camouflage, a bluff, for extra strength or transportation (he could fly by continuously creating replicas above himself). When duplicating himself, he could push tons of rocks out of the way or crack a block of solid concrete (in which he and the others were entombed). The character had shaggy orange hair that covered his eyes (his eyes, in fact, are never seen) and he usually holds a shield for apparently decorative reasons. Multi showed the ability to repel bullets with his bare hand ("Fero, the Fiendish Fiddler"). Multi-Man's angular, red and black costume resembled a stylized 'M', and included a short, triangular red cape. Favorite saying: "You got them all except the original."

And of course the catchy hit song.


Sunday, 10 October 2021

Navigating the N.D.I.S and discovering A Twist of Willow.

 Navigating the N.D.I.S and discovering A Twist of Willow.

Originally published boronia and the Basin Community Newspaper March 2019

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The introduction of the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS) created a lot of expectation and stress for many Australians as it was gradually rolled out over the last year.  Regardless, it’s a fantastic concept that helps those who are severely injured, disabled or mentally and physically disadvantaged to become more active in society. Having a young adult child who qualified for assistance under the scheme was an exciting prospect for us as parents, to be able to have new opportunities present themselves so that our child would have a better chance for the future and more importantly a better quality of life as they grow older were encouraging.

Of course, it was never going to be easy. The scheme is a massive bureaucracy responsible for billions of dollars annually. There are plans and budgets and new people to meet and for many who qualify for the scheme (not just their carers), it was a leap into the unknown and a scary process.

The NDIS kicked into gear July 2018 and to say we were fully satisfied with what could be achieved was far from the truth, it wasn’t the scheme’s fault or the organization as a whole, there were just so many options and roads to travel that we accepted the fact that experience was something we would learn on the way and probably seconds after we really needed it. It is not without its faults, but we got lucky. I write that because without the NDIS and the constant meetings and toing and froing we would never have discovered A Twist of Willow. (Now known as the Yarra Valley Nocturnal Zoo)

A Twist of Willow is a bed and breakfast accommodation – nocturnal zoo in Mt. Evelyn run by Steven Handy and Loo Scoon.

Steve and Loo moved to the current location 12 years ago with their growing family with the plans of operating a Bed and Breakfast on the property. Steve who had some building experience built the accommodation on weekends and holidays whilst both he and Loo worked their normal day jobs for the Department of Human Services.

The zoo and its collection of native animals grew as an extension from the B&B as many Asian tourists were keen to see native Australian animals.

 When the NDIS was being developed, both Loo and Steven with their years of experience working with people with disabilities in the DHS realised that the zoo would be a perfect placement under the scheme. Thus, the development of the Zoo Keeper program.

A wonderful idea where NDIS participants, usually young adults with a love of working with animals come in up to three days a week and get a chance to prepare, feed, clean, and all other assorted duties in relation to caring for the animals.

This was perfect for our daughter and the instant results from her demeanour and self-esteem were evidence of the success of the program

Loo and Steve’s experience was evident with their attitude and patience with their charges and the lines of communication that they keep with parents and carers. They even attend outside of work parties of their charges such is their dedication and level of care.

The Zoo though not open to the general public is host to tours by International visitors and recently schools which the NDIS participants are helpful guides, something that proves the success of the program because I could never believe our child could do this anytime last year.

We were very fortunate this Christmas, as part of the A Twist of Willow holiday break up party we were treated to a night tour of the animal enclosures.

At night the zoo takes on a whole new appeal. With many natives held at A Twist of Willow being night creatures, it’s the best way to see things many Australian’s rarely see, even though some of these animals may visit their backyards any other night. Marvelling at how an owl can silently pass by your head even though it is flapping its wings or have a Sugarglider fearlessly sit on your shoulder are some of the experiences that are on offer.

The Lodge and zoo itself are very low key and easy to pass unnoticed from the road, even from the footpath. But the layout is a testament to Steven and Loo’s imagination and creativity.

The property is on a sloping incline and the zoo enclosures built behind the family home and guest accommodation. Paths intertwine a citrus grove onto the animal enclosures which are made of recycled wood and other materials to give a lovely rustic charm. A fake church fascia here a wagon over there that doubles as a food store a mine tunnel complete with coal trucks in another spot, these structures holding anything from dingoes, wombats, possums, a crocodile and even several species of Owls. This doesn’t mean that everything is on top of each other as the back of the property opens out and there are open paddocks that hold kangaroos, emus, horses and even a wedgetail eagle. As well as some real surprises like a white peacock and kangaroo.

Running around among all this are the house cats,  chickens, ducks and Red Dog the local legend farm hound.



A Twist of Willow
being a registered zoo also is active in many breeding programs to help endangered and threatened species. They just recently procured four quolls’, a species extinct on the Australian mainland since the 1960s and an animal closely related to both the Tasmanian devil and tiger (Thylacine).

As mentioned earlier, though not open to the public for day visits, the zoo has recently invited schools to visit as educational excursions and with the help of the NDIS helpers are able to give a helpful happy and informative tour that is helpful for both student and guides.

A Twist of Willow is a great initiative and it’s fantastic to see people putting so much back into the community and the things they are passionate about, if you want to know more about the accommodation and the zoo visit the website. www.atwistofwillow.com.au or visit their facebook page.

Friday, 1 October 2021

Alien Vs Pooh

For the life of me, I don't know who this is or who made it. I must have known who it was a decade ago because I linked them in one of the group music challenges in the old Redbubble days. All I know is the author goes by the name Godxiliary. This is their work Alien Vs Pooh by C.H Burger.




Wednesday, 1 September 2021

Bands and artists that have been Simpsonized Part Three

 

Bands and artists that have been Simpsonized Part Three

Bands who have been immortalized and parodied on the world's longest-running prime time cartoon show.
Actually, there has been so many bands and artists that I had to cut this into three posts -this being an update from the two earlier ones from 2013.





Judas Priest: "Steal This Episode"




Justin Bieber: "The Fabulous Faker Boy"




Sigur Ros: "The Saga of Carl"




Ted Nugent: "Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson"





The Village People: "Simpsons Tide"



Fall Out Boy: "Lisa the Drama Queen"




Moody Blues: "Viva Ned Flanders"




Morrissey & Johnny Marr: “Panic On The Streets Of Springfield”

Wednesday, 25 August 2021

Pious and Mole's misadventure in Rattown

 Pious and Mole's misadventure in Rattown

After over a decade on the backburner. Pious and Mole's misadventure in Rattown is now available as a webcomic.

Previously available in a very limited print given away at the Festival of the Photocopier in Melbourne way back in 2007. It is now available to view free and uncensored.

Starring the immoral Rats from Rat Tales created by my brother Joe for Wombat Comicz in the early 1980s it tells the story of a land where older, famous and more beloved illustrated characters live in alternate worlds but sometimes things slip through the cracks.



Sunday, 8 August 2021

My Hobbit hole Part 3

 My Hobbit hole Part 3

Every now and again I like to build something or do home repairs. What else is a shed full of tools for? We have a small dog, a Cavoodle named Gracie, Who, I joking refer to as my favourite child.



Gracie has a big heart and since we live on a corner there is a lot of property to protect. There is nothing Gracie likes to do more than anything (besides tummy tickles) is to bark angrily at passers-by who dare walk on the other side of the fence. One of Gracie’s problem is that unfortunately for her, we have a high fence that surrounds the property and she is so small she can’t see what or who it is, not that matters, she’s happy to tell them that she’s on her side and they better not come over and try anything.

This can be annoying, but it’s part of her personality and over time you get used to it and in my case, I started to feel a bit sorry for my poor pooch.

So I thought I would remedy the situation. Using a door from an old clothes dryer I found on hard rubbish, I cut a hole in the fence approximately at Gracie’s height. I thought the domed glass would help her look beyond the fence and protect her from larger dogs. This didn’t work as the glass gave a distorted view to the sides and Gracie wouldn’t use it.

So, I resorted to my default position when making things in the garden, I made a Hobbit hole.

I removed the dryer domed door and replaced it with some steel mesh and then spruced up the surrounds to recreate Bilbo’s hangout. I added a lamp and some flowers and made it all pretty.

Gracie still won’t use it.

The OTHER parts of the Hobbit Saga

Hobbits on the Move

My Hobbit House Adventure

Sight seeing in Middle Earth

Sunday, 1 August 2021

Adventures in Quilting

 Adventures in Quilting


I wrote this a few years ago through frustration when I felt my home was being taken over by my wife's quilting hobby. I won't call it an obsession because she has been doing it for half her life and is never in a hurry to complete anything. She just leaves wherever and get backs to her when the mood suits.
Since this piece, kids have moved out and we have repainted, re-carpeted, and got new furniture and she even has a new workroom.
But the problem remains the same.