The Falling Facade.
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| The Building Today 2026 |
The Falling Facade.
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| The Building Today 2026 |
It happened roughly a year ago. I was poking around
the Telephone Exchange in Hastings Street, all but abandoned except for the
occasional Telstra contractor dropping off some goods for another workmate. The
building was in good shape, though maintenance was sparse and minimal. That it
was set back and tucked away on a curb that was a No Standing zone meant
most people were oblivious to its existence now as they drove past. It made it
easy for me to poke about, with my iPad loaded with old pictures of the property
when it had a function as the heartbeat of communications for all the homes and
businesses in the area that had a telephone.
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| The Exchange as it is today. |
My first experience was sudden and (understatement) unexpected. At the front of the building, a Lillypilly tree had grown, covering up what appeared to be removed signage, and I wanted a better look. Taking off my backpack, I stepped onto the small garden bed and slipped behind the tree. All I can remember from that first time was that I blinked, and then there was a noise. I kid you not, and this is the only way I can best describe it. It was a long, loud fart. So convincing, I braced myself for a horrendous stench. Luckily, it didn’t come. However, I knew I was not where I stood a split second before.
It took me a few seconds to orient myself, not only
from the missing smell but also from the instant abundance of natural light.
I realised I was no longer standing behind the tree.
Because it wasn’t there anymore. The day, which was overcast and a cool late
Autumn morning, was now blue midday skies, the sun directly above. I could
instantly feel its heat. I placed my hand against the brick wall and noticed it
was cleaner, and above my head were silver-painted letters screwed into the
brick courses spelling out. BORONIA TELEPHONE EXCHANGE. Above the
letters, the Royal Cypher of Queen Elizabeth the Second: EIIR.
Turning to my right, I looked out towards the front of the building onto the street and saw clear to the horizon. When it dawned on me, all the shops that were there when I arrived twenty minutes ago were now gone. I stumbled and fell backwards off the small garden bed and onto the grass. I stood up and went to stand in the same position I had fallen from to take in this open vista when the same farting noise rang out, and I was behind the tree again under overcast skies and a blank brick wall.
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| Where I arrived |
Trying to gather my senses, I thought I would do
something on impulse. Stepped out of the garden bed and then back into it. Once
again, the same fart noise, back to the treeless front wall with letters, but
this time, no blue sky. It was cloudy and cooler than it was five seconds ago
in another space. I turned to look back at the horizon. It seemed the same, I assume,
as my last look was so fleeting, but in the distance, the sun was low in the
sky, peeking through broken clouds. I was back, but it was a different season
and time of day. Taking my time to soak in the sight in front of me, I started
to take mental notes. Everything pointed towards something I thought was never
achievable except in science fiction and fantasy. I was back in time, at least forty
to fifty years by my reckoning. Then, with all confidence, I stepped out of the
garden bed and entered it again. The same obscene noise sent me back again to my
time and place. My car was parked across the road in the Dance Studio car park
on the same dull Autumn morning.
I needed to go home and process what had just
happened. At least sit down before my heart bursts out of my chest.
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All that night, I kept my new discovery and excitement to myself, and after dinner, spent hours on my computer moving every image of the Exchange building to my phone. In my shock and awe from the day, I never once thought of taking my iPad back with me, leaving it in my backpack. I assumed that my phone being more compact would be more convenient and easier to carry. There were so many questions and so much to learn. Old pictures to use as comparisons were the quickest method I could think of.
The next morning, I was out of the house by dawn,
being May, which meant just before 7 AM. I was in a walking mood, so the car
was left at home; no rain was forecast, so that was a perfect reason for a bit
of exercise.
That time of the morning meant lots of cars, but
little foot traffic and I didn’t pass anyone on the way. After arriving at the
Exchange, I put my phone in my pocket (no backpack this time) and stepped into
the garden bed.
Nothing.
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| Some times you get lucky with your photos. Note there are no people or moving vehicles. |
I was back. It was raining. No, it was pelting down.
The sky was black, and the wind was howling. I could feel the rain and the
wind, but realised I was not getting wet. I walked towards the road. The view
was obscured by rain and mist. It was a miserable day. It then dawned on me. I
turned and reentered the garden ged. I was back in my time. Dry as a bone. I
stepped back and forward again to the old familiar sound, as I was back this
time to a warm morning with the sun rising above the mountain behind me. It
looked like a beautiful Summer day. Perfect for exploring.
The whole rain and not getting wet was a surprise, and
just to add more to the mystery, I tried to kick the dirt in the garden bed. I
felt my boots kick the ground, but nothing moved. I then noticed I wasn’t
leaving any footprints either.
I was thinking that’s impossible, but since I had just
come and gone back in time for better weather, even though I wasn’t getting
wet. It seemed a moot point.
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| Sometimes they dont. Looking up Boronia rd at Floriston Rd. |
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| Dorset Square during construction. |
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| The Mall site empty due to holidays |
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| Machinery left on site |
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That night, I was once again disappointed, even though
I had accomplished something no one (to my knowledge anyway) had ever done
before in history. Gone back in time. The pictures I had taken for some reason, only half turned out and they were all black and white, it seemed that all autofocusing, correction or
filters wouldn’t work in the past. At least I had some; the only thing is they
looked like they were taken by an amateur from the 1940s.
I went back the next day. There were still things I
needed to try. If I went at night, would it be nighttime in the past? Is it the
same year every time I go back? Should I try to contact people? Was that old
man rude, or didn’t he see me at all? I had some exploring to do. I had to
admit that being in a place that was only accessible through photos was an
exhilarating experience.
This time, I waited until my wife had gone out with a
friend, so it was just after lunch when I arrived at Hastings Street. I took my
phone again to see if there was any way to take better photos; maybe playing
with the settings might help.
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| The Boronia Telephone Exchange |
I was so glad the wife wasn’t there when I got home. A
shower and change later, and I sat down to think about making some plans before
I make another trip “back there”.
The next day, I would wait till it got dark. Being
May, that would make it a bit after 6 PM, so I made an excuse about Mother's
Day shopping at Kmart to the wife and drove to the Exchange. I had a backpack
ready filled with a bottle of water and an empty one (just in case), my trusty
phone, sunglasses, good runners and a light T-shirt under my winter hoodie.
Hopefully, I would be better prepared for what I was walking into. It also
allowed me to see if the time I entered roughly corresponded with here. Would
it be evening? I was about to find out.
The roads were busy, and people were still making
their way home, but the Exchange building was so badly lit that I didn’t even
hide the fact that I was going up the driveway.
Adjusting my pack, I stepped into the garden bed and
heard the familiar fart sound. It was losing its impact. I wished it would
change pitch, volume or length, just to humour me.
Well, the night-at-night entry theory didn’t hold; it
seemed the time of entry was totally random, unless I was missing some
important clue. I was looking at a nice spring morning, judging by the buds on
the trees across the road. Lucky I wasn’t surrounded by gum trees, or else I
would have had to look a lot harder. There were quite a few people walking about
Boronia Road, and traffic was busy but not hectic. Looking back at the
Exchange, it was still looking good, and a look up the driveway saw the gates open
and a HQ Kingswood panel van parked in the car park at the top. It looked new,
so I was assuming I was back in 1973-74.
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| Dorset Square carpark |
This gave me an idea, and I walked straight to Boronia
Road into the path of an oncoming car travelling down the road. It passed
through me at the same speed it was travelling. Once again, I felt nothing. The
car, like the lady, gave no indication or reaction that I was in their
presence. I was a ghost, except I could smell the lady's perfume, the fumes of
the car. This reminded me again of the air; it had an underlying smell, not
smoke but something like it. Something industrial. They say smells can bring back
memories, and this one reminded me of when I was growing up. We had a lot of
factories where I lived, and if the wind didn’t blow or it hadn’t rained for a
while, there was a haze, a smog on the horizon and this familiar scent.
The past was polluted.
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| The Post Office from the first trip. |
When you approach areas with people gathering, and
every shop, store or hall. All you can smell is cigarette smoke. Maybe it is
because my nose has grown used to not being around smokers and all the laws
that have been put in place restricting the practice. The aroma is
overwhelming. Some of the tobacco that some of the men were smoking was so
strong and thick that it was like a rubbish tip fire.
Litter, people just threw cigarette butts (and
packets) anywhere they felt like. Newspapers just left on seats, ice cream
wrappers. It wasn’t uncommon on a windy day to see papers blowing down the
street like a flock of low-flying birds. Bins weren’t as plentiful as they are
now, and the ones that were installed were overflowing. So people did have a
choice, till it wasn’t available anymore.
Dogshit. Not so much the footpaths, but definitely the
nature strips. So much dogshit. I must have blanked this out of my collective
memory.
I had to document that before I recalled the first
time I entered a crowd. It was a lesson learnt hard and fast, and I soon
prepared for any future events. This visit was my first with people in
abundance. The experience with the car, truck and child was a learning curve,
so I believed if I kept moving towards things that moved at a steady pace
towards me, I would quickly move through them. I was wrong; there were some
things I didn’t take into account.
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| Woolworths near the crossing |
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| Classic example of trying to take a photo of people |
I thought I’d take a break from Time Travel. (not a sentence I’d ever think I would mutter) and take stock of what I had experienced.
I did make a couple of more observations as I was
trying to get people's insides out of my head.
People back in the early 1970s were skinny, not too
many fat people. Haircuts back then, on men anyway, were truly styleless.
Clothes and cars were so much more colourful than today, and my goodness, everyone
wore flared trousers until a certain age – let's say 50, I noticed everyone looked older than I
expected– and for everyone over that age, the men still wore hats and women
scarves. People in the 70s seemed to be older than they are now. These days, I
really believe that 60 is the new 40. Back then, it was as if you were 70, you
were getting ready to die. I know that sounds glib, but I always remember my
parents and grandparents always acting and looking so much older than me when I
reached the same age. My visits just seemed to confirm it.
And I know this is statistically incorrect because I
looked it up. But from my observation, just about everyone over fifteen smoked.
Cigarettes were as common as dog turds on the nature strips. The ads for smoke
brands were on everything.
People’s houses and gardens all seem so well-kept.
Trimmed edges on the lawns. Nice trees, mainly Camellias and Silver Birches
from what I could see.
A lot of dogs, mainly mongrels, are just lying around.
Considering the amount of dog crap around the place, that made sense.
I resisted the urge to go back for a couple of days. I
spent some time with my wife and working around the house. She was used to and
supportive of my suburban archaeology, but not at night, so to ease her mind, I
made up a story the next morning, telling how a car had run a stop sign and
narrowly missed me, and it unnerved me. She accepted it, and I got a bit of
undeserved sympathy for a couple of hours.
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| One of the front yard gardens on Floriston Rd |
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| From the top car park looking down on the Mall |
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| The Police Station |
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| Looking at the original tiles wall |
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| The light scuplture |
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| Traffic on Dorset Road |
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| The Fountain and park on Boronia rd |
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| Maguire Park fro the station |
Coming back home and
sitting in my kitchen having a cup of tea, it occurred to me that I had been
moving progressively further up the timeline. Each trip was about six months in
advance of the other, approximately. I
was now considering if there were any other portholes in the guise of garden
beds to explore.
Only time would tell, pun intended.
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INTRODUCTION
I remember when I was a lot younger, living out in the wasteland that was the outer suburbs. We would need to catch the train into the city to do anything that resembled entertainment. The Royal Show, the football, or even things we take for granted these days, like a hospital visit or the movies. On these long trips (it seemed like an eternity to a pre-teen), I would look out the window and see abandoned buildings, some derelict, some burnt. Factories, warehouses, even sheds in the middle of some paddock. Every now and again, viewed from trackside, I’d see grass erupting from asphalt tennis courts with mangled fencing and no nets. Even the train tracks at the station we stopped at had sidings that looked like nothing had run on those rails in years.
To me, it was unnerving. It upset some part of my
brain to see things just ignored and left to rot. I hated it. I would rather
see a cleared piece of ground covered in gravel or tar rather than something
ignored and wasted. In the country, on our school holiday banishments to our
cousins’ farm, where building abandonment and dereliction were rampant. Huge
old barns and hay shelters, even farm houses, would lean at dangerous angles,
so near to collapse, even though they were so close to roads, whilst bridges
that once had a use would be in pieces over creeks and gullies, with me
wondering what their purpose was in the first place.
It's strange how I remember how vividly I felt about
those sorts of things back then, because it is not how I feel now.
Most of the angst was replaced when puberty arrived
like an asteroid slamming into the moon. More important things took over:
girls, music, cars, money, every shiny
trinket under the sun. And, after a lot of life living, book reading, and
appreciation, I began to notice all these ruins again, but in a different
light.
I wanted to know the story behind the abandonment, why
it was there in the first place. What is the history?
This became a
bit of a hobby, now with the internet and easy access to local history via
social media and, of course, the reliable local library. I would visit old
buildings and properties in the area where I live and its surroundings. Not
just the ruins, but old buildings that had once been prominent and had now been
sold once their original purpose had become redundant. Such as Post Offices,
Milk Bars, or local factories that once employed many local residents.
I would spend days off in reclaimed building developments
trying to picture what the dismantled houses looked like, and if they had
gardens, before everything was reverted back to nature. I would return home and
research everything I could to get pictures of places in the before times, back
when these properties were people's homes and what they may have considered
their future.
It was a very satisfying project, and I would often
take old pictures and morph them into current-day photos I had taken to show
the changes over the years.
In time, with each property, building, or place, I
could put together old photos to go along with some historical narrative or
social media memory. I would also discover how or why they became irrelevant,
failed, or were sold. Of course, the majority didn’t tell too much of the
glorious beginning, middle, or end. It was plain old progress, changing times,
and technology that rendered most defunct. While others survived through the
ages and hung onto their importance, and became iconic. Their past is recorded
in great detail and treasured in the history of the area. Some, not many.
Progress rarely takes everyone along on its fast and furious path ever forward.
During all these visits, one of the things I started
to notice about myself was that when I researched the places I visited, I found
I envied the people who wrote posts remembering what it was like when the subject
they wrote about was in its prime. something I could never do because those
memories aren’t mine, and that time is gone. Albeit, sometimes I don’t think
the writer's memories were entirely accurate. As we all know, our minds tend to
cloud things and sometimes recreate the way we recall them in our later years.
Never in my wildest dreams would I believe that I would be able to confirm these memories, but in real time.
I would discover time travel.
In a manner
of speaking.
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Things to be aware of No.1
No one in the past is aware you are there. You are
invisible to them. You have no impact on the past. You can breathe, touch,
feel, smell (but not taste) your surroundings, but you leave no physical marks
or impressions. You can step on a soft sand pit and leave no markings. One
theory is that the body entering the past is one-half of a dimension removed,
where presence and accessibility are one-way as a sort of security shield or
protection from interference. What has happened has happened and cannot be
changed.
Things to be aware of No.2
As per No.1, you cannot leave anything behind. What
you take in will come out with you. You cannot leave notes or messages. Small
snacks and bottled water are recommended, especially if you intend on walking
distances. So will be tempted to use taps or drink from waterways. You will not
even get wet. (refer to No.3) Avoid urinating, as your only option is to wet
yourself; it is unavoidable. At all costs, avoid defecation for obvious
reasons. If you drop anything, it will automatically cling to your clothing
until you exit.
Things to be aware of No.3
You can move freely around the past. You can pass
through any solid object. But the pace at which you move through any object is
relative to how fast it is moving, not you. Passing through
objects comes with its own challenges. Whereas you can walk around normally and
at the same pace in your own time, when passing through static or paused objects,
you will meet resistance similar to wading neck deep through water. Crossing a
road of heavy traffic will be less obstructive as the pace of the cars will
dictate the passage of time. But if you find yourself having a car park where
you are standing, you will need to force your way out. It is inadvisable to go
to crowded places, as passing through people can be a distressing experience
because you will be able to see all their internal organs, muscles, and
skeleton as you move along, and if one decides to stop exactly where you are
standing, you may find yourself encased in human anatomy. Speaking from
experience, it is not recommended, and vomit-stained clothes do not lose that
overpowering stench until you return and you can wash. Avoid walking through solid objects whose
thickness or mass you are unaware of. Even though breathing is always possible,
the denseness and your speed can be disorientating and claustrophobic. A
shortcut sounds nice, but it can possibly lead to you not finding your way out
and being stuck until you starve. Deep waterways should also be avoided. Though
you are not affected by currents, you cannot swim and will need to walk along
the bottom. Remember, you can always breathe and will never get wet or dirty
under any circumstances, and you can’t clean yourself. (Refer to bodily functions
advice). This does take some getting used to.
Things to be aware of No.4
Cats. Whilst in the past, you would never feel as if
your presence was being felt or observed. Except for cats. I have noticed every
time I encounter a cat. They will always turn their heads and stare directly at
me. Never stopping or breaking stride. This has happened far too often to be
coincidental. They do not impede your visit, but they seem to sense your
presence.
Things to be aware of No.5